At this point, I am pleased to announce, my dear mail-order bride has been officially approved to work wherever and however the heck she wants in this fine U. S. of A. According to a much-welcomed email earlier this afternoon, her temporary work permit is currently being forged deep within the hallowed halls of USICS, and shall arrive in no greater than 30 days. It is not a green card, exactly, but it serves the most pressing current purpose of one. Huzzah!
If you are now eagerly awaiting some witty transition into an extremely vivid discussion of yeast infections and feminine hygine, I am sorry to disappoint you. The icky feeling described above is none other than the greasy moral shame that affixes itself to me whenever I do business with GameStop. I can't really complain, today... which only makes it worse. I walked in with 4 games and $5, and walked out with new copies of Resident Evil 4: Wii Edition and Final Fantasy XII: Collector's Edition. (Incidentally, a new copy of FFXII:CE was actually selling for $5 cheaper than a used regular edition with no case. Good jawb, team.) Not exactly the latest and greatest of next-gen extravagance, but a couple of games I'd really like to play through, nonetheless.
For my next trick, I'll be attempting to sell off the vast majority of my remaining collection at my mother's annual garage sale. This is almost a humanitarian act, I think... I went through my fair share of being dragged to garage sales in my youth, and they NEVER had videogames.